GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE
MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER
we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.
(via asking-4lexandria)
STOP SCROLLING
You get a hug for being you.
CONTINUE SCROLLING
(via pizza)
SO I’M HAVING A HUGE GIVEAWAY
These are some bands clothes and CDs ive bought and I’ve realized that I either have multiples of the cds or just don’t want some of my merch anymore. SO I’M GIVING IT AWAY FREE TO 1 LUCKY FOLLOWER ON JUNE 20TH.For a chance to win: All you have to do is
annoy the fuck out of your followersreblog this picture for a chance to win it all. I’ll be using a random picking website on JUNE 20TH 2013 so make sure to reblog this for a better chance at winning!RULESS:
http://kellins-selfish-machines.tumblr.com/ ILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME!
Make sure your ask box is always open.
DON’T ANNOY YOUR FOLLOWERS TO BADLY!!!!!!
The following things that are up for grabs are:
King for a day sweatshirt
Pierce the veil zip up sweater (Mens)
Sleeping with sirens CD
2 Pierce the veil CDS
All Time low CD
2 Boys like girls CD
Plain white tees CD
4 Pierce the veil tees
Sleeping with sirens tank top
YOU HAVE TILL JUNE 20TH REBLOG!!!!!
REMEMBER TO BE FOLLOWING ME http://kellins-selfish-machines.tumblr.com/
SO I’M HAVING A HUGE GIVEAWAY
These are some bands clothes and CDs ive bought and I’ve realized that I either have multiples of the cds or just don’t want some of my merch anymore. SO I’M GIVING IT AWAY FREE TO 1 LUCKY FOLLOWER ON JUNE 20TH.For a chance to win: All you have to do is
annoy the fuck out of your followersreblog this picture for a chance to win it all. I’ll be using a random picking website on JUNE 20TH 2013 so make sure to reblog this for a better chance at winning!RULESS:
http://kellins-selfish-machines.tumblr.com/ ILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE FOLLOWING ME!
Make sure your ask box is always open.
DON’T ANNOY YOUR FOLLOWERS TO BADLY!!!!!!
The following things that are up for grabs are:
King for a day sweatshirt
Pierce the veil zip up sweater (Mens)
Sleeping with sirens CD
2 Pierce the veil CDS
All Time low CD
2 Boys like girls CD
Plain white tees CD
4 Pierce the veil tees
Sleeping with sirens tank top
YOU HAVE TILL JUNE 20TH REBLOG!!!!!
REMEMBER TO BE FOLLOWING ME http://kellins-selfish-machines.tumblr.com/
(via great-escape-from-the-hell-above)
1) our President is a Prime Minister
2) our Prime Minister is a She
3) She is an Atheist
and we have had ‘Obamacare’ for like… ever
Lmao
the best response^
(via crikey-way)
now you can have an official nintendo blog
well yeah no fuckin shit.
(via crikey-way)
WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE
Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.
i am going to call the police
(via crikey-way)
THIS.
This should be on every billboard across the world until people truly understand it’s meaning and everyone accepts everyone else as equals
yes^
this should be everywhere not just on billboard everyone just have to know
sorry if this doesn’t suit my blogstyle or whatever but i needed to reblog this
(Source: thechroniccynic, via faggot-about-it)
in first period a girl got dress coded for wearing a tank top with a jacket over it and this scrawny little boy stood up and yelled “OH MY GOD SHE HAS SKIN THE SKIN IS TOO MUCH FOR ME HER SHOULDERS ARE BEAUTIFUL THIS IS TOO MUCH” and the teacher got so annoyed with him that she didn’t get to dress coding her
(via hopoffmyshitsam)
Problems with being a male
| Having emotions is seen as weakness |
| Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness |
| Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality |
| A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior |
| Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine |
| Makeup isn't even an option |
| Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay |
| Being gay is seen as weak |
| You can't control the size of your "manhood" |
| You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist |
| No male specific support groups or movements |
| Unequal parental rights |
| Extreme feminists treating you less than human |
| Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs |
| People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable |
| No one will read this past the title |
maybe this year ill find a boyfriend [audience laughs in the background]
(via shak1ra)
breasts is a weird term
I’m one thousand percent okay saying boobs or tits but breasts just
feels weird on my tongueWeird. I’ve always loved the feel of breasts on my tongue.
god fucking damn
a round of applause for that one
I’m so sorry.
(Source: roseeo, via werm-whole-skwerm)
*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*deep sigh*
*screams*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*deep breath*
*Calls friend* “read this book”
(via werm-whole-skwerm)
